Thread titles and my very strange mind.

[Misschief]

how to put lard on labels​

This would make the package extra slippy, which could be a good thing.

Or not

 

[MellonFriend]

Oregon Trails Usage Rates​

Going rates for starting your journey are going to vary depending on the supplies you take, the size of your party, the kind of animals you are going to use, and how prepared you want to be, but generally expect to spend from $500-1800.

 

[prariedog75]

There WAS a fella known as 'Pretty Boy Floyd'. Rumor had it that he was a bit of a dandy.. And slick. Also, while robbing banks, he would often burn the mortgage documents the bank was holding, freeing lots of people of their home mortgage debts and saving many from foreclosure. He DID wear striped suits sometimes too! One of his contemporaries was "Baby Face Nelson". You likely aren't too far off your mark assuming these gentlemen would have used and loved your oils and lotions! Like a lady wearing nice panties 'in case she gets into a car accident', a bank robber had to look his best too in case he wound up caught and in the newspapers! No one wants to embarrass their family by having dry skin and dirt under their nails for their mugshots!

TEG - I often find that the speed of my sarcasm/twisted sense of humor exceeds the rest of my brain. I lack your willpower to not click these things. Sometimes I type the response and do something else for a while. This allows the more balanced parts of my brain to weigh in on the response before clicking post ;-)

Although now I can't get the image of a 40's gangster with a bright yellow striped zoot suit and flawless alabaster skin out of my head...

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[AliOop]

Mashed Banana Soap
Oh no, how did your soap get mashed? That is so sad....

Soap Sweating?
It probably heard about the soap that got mashed, and now it's nervous.

 

[The Efficacious Gentleman]

"Smelly wax"

Smelly wax, smelly wax
What are they feeding you?
Smelly wax, smelly wax
It's not your fault.......

 

[AliOop]

Does it matter? Olive Oil vs Extra Virgin Olive Oil

It definitely doesn't matter to me. No matter how much they try to hype it, watching one oil try to TKO another oil is such a yawn. Give me a good cooking show where every oil uses its power for good instead of evil. That matters!

 

[glendam]

Trying to solve this enigma... do you have any thoughts?​

I didn’t think me having thoughts was an enigma, since most people do. But to confirm, yes, I do.

 

[AliOop]

Lavender Goats
I'm sure they are beautiful. However, I'd prefer blue. Do they come in blue?


Can these lotion bars be helped?
Only if they really want to change. Most of the lotion bars I know are very stubborn and don't think they need anyone's help.

 

[glendam]

kindly comment on my soap recipe​

It is so delightfully written, so lovely to look at, very pleasing to the eyes, I am ever so grateful to be able to comment on it.

 

[AliOop]

kindly comment on my soap recipe​

It is so delightfully written, so lovely to look at, very pleasing to the eyes, I am ever so grateful to be able to comment on it.

That was a such very kind comment - well done!!

 

[IrishLass]

How Much Ice To Use While Keeping The Soap Hot?

Now I could be completely wrong about this, but I'm betting there's a good chance the soap may actually keep hot better if you skip the ice altogether and just stick with the heat, yessiree..