Thread titles and my very strange mind.

[The Efficacious Gentleman]

Sometimes I see a title of a thread and my mind comes up with some silly ideas before I have even clicked through. Two examples:

Name for lotion: My mind started listing old-man names. I settled on Larry as the best name for a lotion.

Cutting soap: I was imagining soap that was very sarcastic and would say little mean comments to people.

I tend to steer clear of these threads until more sensible answers have been given :angel:

 

[pamielynn]

Larry the Lotion?

 

[The Efficacious Gentleman]

As it turns out - Larry the Lemongrass Lotion. Sounds like a gangster with the most amazing skin.............

 

[KatieShephard]

I thought you were going to mention the "Is this normal?", or "what are these spots?" threads LOL :razz::Kitten Love:

 

[The Efficacious Gentleman]

Those ones require me to have a lie down and a stiff drink before I click on them

 

[snappyllama]

I'll take the "Things your gynecologist doesn't want to hear" for $500, Alex.

 

[newbie]

I think it would be highly amusing if we all got on and answered according to TEG's rules- first thing that comes to your mind. It would make for excellent reading, if not very helpful to the OP.

 

[LunaSkye]

This is the first thread that made me choke with laughter.

I think it would be highly amusing if we all got on and answered according to TEG's rules- first thing that comes to your mind. It would make for excellent reading, if not very helpful to the OP.

I second this motion.

 

[Ruthie]

Well, then let's include this one! I have sewn for almost 60 years. When I saw this title, I thought "Why would you give titles to thread? And if one did, what would you give?" Perhaps "Mrs." for a nice poly/cotton blend? "Dr." if it was to be used for sutures? The possibilities could be endless!

 

[Stacy]

TEG - I often find that the speed of my sarcasm/twisted sense of humor exceeds the rest of my brain. I lack your willpower to not click these things. Sometimes I type the response and do something else for a while. This allows the more balanced parts of my brain to weigh in on the response before clicking post ;-)

Although now I can't get the image of a 40's gangster with a bright yellow striped zoot suit and flawless alabaster skin out of my head...

 

[newbie]

Curse you, TEG! I got on this am and instantly, this started happening to me with every title I read.

 

[IrishLass]

Thread title that I saw today in the CP forum: "How much chocolate to add and how"

My 'off-the-top-of-my-head' answer: 'Lots and lots, and how!'


Another thread title I saw today in the CP forum: "What makes the fatty salts different?"

My smart-alecky, off-the-top-of-my-head answer: 'Mostly their diet of greasy French-fries, of course, which makes them much fatter/more rotund (and a bit saltier) than their slimmer salty cousins. And their language is a bit saltier, too.'


IrishLass

 

[jules92207]

^^Love it!

 

[The Efficacious Gentleman]

Ah, irishlass! Well get told off for
Bullying the obese salts by using their nickname 'fatty salts'

 

[newbie]

"Soap Fairies"- Why? They seem in short supply and better suited to leave on products.

"How do you document a loss?"- most often with a headstone.

 

[snappyllama]

Whipped-soap. I bet it's gray. Maybe even 50 shades...

 

[newbie]

"A question of tools"- okay, which of the tools on this forum is asking questions again?


Or perhaps they are simply referring the question we get so frequently, "Can you give me a recipe?" No, we can't, you damned tool.

 

[Jencat]

Thank you for this thread! I needed a laugh :grin:. I do that when I'm reading thread titles too.

 

[Relle]

An old thread title of mine, hope it gives you a laugh - others weren't sure when they opened it what it was about :-D. Only those with a deviate mind would think of something other than what it was.
http://www.soapmakingforum.com/showthread.php?t=21319

 

[shunt2011]

You all are hysterical. Love it!