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What do a girl choking on a bitter glass of lemonade and an Egyptian Mummy have in common?

They both have a sour cough I guess!

Dis you here? Frankenstein asked his ghoulfriend for her hand in marriage?

That was all he got!

I have more, if you wish to hear them!
 
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A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
I have an inferiority complex, bit it’s not a very good one.
When it comes to work ethic, scarecrows are outstanding in their field.
I bought shoes from a drug dealer. Not sure what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day.
If mental wards had walkways, would they be called psychopaths?
A steak pun is a rare medium well done, but sausage puns are the wurst.
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.
 
A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
I have an inferiority complex, bit it’s not a very good one.
When it comes to work ethic, scarecrows are outstanding in their field.
I bought shoes from a drug dealer. Not sure what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day.
If mental wards had walkways, would they be called psychopaths?
A steak pun is a rare medium well done, but sausage puns are the wurst.
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.
:D:D:D:D:D
 
Not exactly my job, but close enough so it's quite funny.


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It's not about what it is, it's about, that nothing has changed from the everyday job to being quarantined. Meaning they don't see anyone, whether they are quarantined or not. Both photos are the same.
 
Strangely. I'd actually buy those as a joke.
At times like this you have time to make them!

@penelopejane :lol:

Our governor has ordered non-essential businesses to close. Restaurants can deliver take out or drive through. Nail salons and gyms - closed. The liquor stores are considered essential businesses. I’ll drink to that (in moderation)!
 
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