A need for levity

[Primrose]

It's green but it doesn't weigh much
- light green

I particularly like this one hahaha

 

[Susie]

Y'all know what? I posted that about the natural grey and no fake nails one afternoon. Literally later that day my co-workers were freaking out about not being able to get their fake eyelashes glued on or their nails done...

 

[sirtim100]

Y'all know what? I posted that about the natural grey and no fake nails one afternoon. Literally later that day my co-workers were freaking out about not being able to get their fake eyelashes glued on or their nails done...

And my bikini line is just a total mess...

 

[Kiti Williams]

What do a girl choking on a bitter glass of lemonade and an Egyptian Mummy have in common?

They both have a sour cough I guess!

Dis you here? Frankenstein asked his ghoulfriend for her hand in marriage?

That was all he got!

I have more, if you wish to hear them!

 

[Mobjack Bay]

A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
I have an inferiority complex, bit it’s not a very good one.
When it comes to work ethic, scarecrows are outstanding in their field.
I bought shoes from a drug dealer. Not sure what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day.
If mental wards had walkways, would they be called psychopaths?
A steak pun is a rare medium well done, but sausage puns are the wurst.
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

 

[Misschief]

***Groan***

 

[szaza]

A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
I have an inferiority complex, bit it’s not a very good one.
When it comes to work ethic, scarecrows are outstanding in their field.
I bought shoes from a drug dealer. Not sure what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day.
If mental wards had walkways, would they be called psychopaths?
A steak pun is a rare medium well done, but sausage puns are the wurst.
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

 

[atiz]

Not exactly my job, but close enough so it's quite funny.

 

[Nona'sFarm]

Not exactly my job, but close enough so it's quite funny.


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I think I get it, but could you translate to English, please?

 

[atiz]

I think I get it, but could you translate to English, please?

With my rather limited Spanish: Philologist / Philologist in quarantine.

 

[Relle]

It's not about what it is, it's about, that nothing has changed from the everyday job to being quarantined. Meaning they don't see anyone, whether they are quarantined or not. Both photos are the same.

 

[Kiti Williams]

What do you get when you cross a Mummy and a Vampire?


A gift wrapped bat, or a band-aid the bites!

 

[Ladka]

If mental wards had walkways, would they be called psychopaths?

 

[lsg]

What can you stick between a 3 and a 4 so that the result is more than three but less than four?


(a decimal point---3.4)

 

[Kiti Williams]

What 5 letter word when you remove 2 letters leaves 1?



Stone = one

 

[Mobjack Bay]

For the formal COVID-19 affair:

 

[Arimara]

For the formal COVID-19 affair:

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Strangely. I'd actually buy those as a joke.

 

[penelopejane]

 

[Mobjack Bay]

Strangely. I'd actually buy those as a joke.

At times like this you have time to make them!

@penelopejane

Our governor has ordered non-essential businesses to close. Restaurants can deliver take out or drive through. Nail salons and gyms - closed. The liquor stores are considered essential businesses. I’ll drink to that (in moderation)!

 

[penelopejane]