A need for levity

[penelopejane]

 

[Kiti Williams]

Is that a bad thing?

Not in the least!

 

[Kiti Williams]

What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?





A Stick!

 

[penelopejane]

 

[JuliaNegusuk]

How about this for your amusement....


SPELL CHECKER

Eye halve a spelling checker;
It came with my pea sea.
It plainly marks four my revue,
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word,
And weight four it two say,
Weather eye am wrong oar write;
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid,
It nose bee fore two long.
And eye can put the error rite;
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it;
I am shore your pleased two no,
Its letter perfect awl the weigh.
My spell checker tolled me sew !



What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? Doug.

What do you call a man without a shovel in his head? Douglas.

What's orange and goes up and down? A carrot in a lift.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

 

[atiz]

Sorry Scotland, but I thought this was hilarious....

 

[Kiti Williams]

What do you call a cow that has just given birth?

De-calf-inated!


What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

 

[lsg]

What did the Momma buffalo say to her young one who was leaving home?

Bi son

 

[Kiti Williams]

What do you call a cow with only 2 legs?

Lean Beef!

If Mummys could eat, what breakfast cereal would they like?

Shrouded Wheat!

 

[atiz]

Online teaching....

 

[Arimara]

How about this for your amusement....


SPELL CHECKER

Eye halve a spelling checker;
It came with my pea sea.
It plainly marks four my revue,
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word,
And weight four it two say,
Weather eye am wrong oar write;
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid,
It nose bee fore two long.
And eye can put the error rite;
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it;
I am shore your pleased two no,
Its letter perfect awl the weigh.
My spell checker tolled me sew !

I hate to ruin a joke but I can't read this. I tried reading it out loud, which is hard for me and I still don't understand what this says. Can someone please tell me what this says

 

[BattleGnome]

I hate to ruin a joke but I can't read this. I tried reading it out loud, which is hard for me and I still don't understand what this says. Can someone please tell me what this says

it’s making fun of how many words in the English language sound the same but have different meanings. It adds a layer of “the computer doesn’t know what you’re saying, just if it’s wrong”

the first stanza:
I have a spelling checker
It came with my PC
It plainly marks for me to review
Mistakes I cannot see

 

[Arimara]

it’s making fun of how many words in the English language sound the same but have different meanings. It adds a layer of “the computer doesn’t know what you’re saying, just if it’s wrong”

the first stanza:
I have a spelling checker
It came with my PC
It plainly marks for me to review
Mistakes I cannot see

Last year February, I would have been able to understand this but as it stands now, apparently I literally can't read jokes like this. I think I'll email my speech therapist on it. Thanks for explaining a bit of it.

 

[Saffron]

sing to the tune of Do(e), a deer, a female deer... as in the video below "wash - your hands - use lots of SOAP....don't let the virus spreaaaaaad..."

 

[lsg]

 

[PieBorg]

 

[penelopejane]

Very funny video about a dog in isolation.
Language warning but it is funny.

 

[Kiti Williams]

There are 28, or more Common Phrases in this picture. I will post my answers tomorrow.

 

[penelopejane]

Sorry, I started to write them down but realised that would annoy some people. I have found 14.

 

[Kiti Williams]

We can all do 2, how is that?