A need for levity

[penelopejane]

The search continues:

but I’ll be ready when I find it:

 

[Gypsybaron]

I'm your.....

 

[penelopejane]

Unless you really know what you’re doing, don’t buy toilet paper online

 

[KiwiMoose]

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

I literally JUST GOT THIS. I always took it literally, as in, if you throw a piece of fruit it flies like a banana would fly. I thought the humor was that it was such a nonsensical statement.

But now I actually get the pun - Fruit flies (the insect) like (enjoy) a banana.

Sorry, I felt the need to lay it all out. Just in case I'm not the only one. (please tell me i'm not alone here lol)

You are alone

 

[Kiti Williams]

What lays on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?


A nervous Wreck!

 

[Arimara]

What lays on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?


A nervous Wreck!

I need a free photo hosting site cause the meme to express my reaction to this would have been epic. XD

 

[Claire Huddle]

Can you be any more ambivalent?

Maybe....

 

[penelopejane]

I need a free photo hosting site cause the meme to express my reaction to this would have been epic. XD

I just download memes to my computer then upload them to the forum. Once they are uploaded you can delete them from your computer. No middleman website needed.

 

[penelopejane]

 

[dibbles]

 

[penelopejane]

 

[Kiti Williams]

How do you get down from an elephant?




You don't get down from an elephant, silly! You get down from a duck!

 

[Kari Howie]

 

[Ladka]

How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't get down from an elephant, silly! You get down from a duck!

I understood it only today ha-ha!

 

[Kiti Williams]

I understood it only today ha-ha!

This was a classic from my Gran! she loved to play with words.

 

[Ladka]

This was a classic from my Gran! she loved to play with words.

And I happen to be a granny and a linguist!

 

[lsg]

Here are a couple of jokes I found on-line

Marriage is like a bar of soap...
It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it

I used to be addicted to soap
But I’m clean now.

What are you if your parents soap and hard water?
You are a scum!

 

[Mobjack Bay]

I’m quite sure that I never watched a Justin Timberlake video before and maybe you haven’t either. Here’s your chance!

 

[Misschief]

 

[Kiti Williams]

And I happen to be a granny and a linguist!

I am a Granny and have the good fortune to have read the total Encyclopedia! I keep reminding my family of the proper pronunciation of words!