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How to make de fish soap?

[Inspired by Harry Nilsson's 'Coconut' song. Feel free to sing along to his melody]:

Brother caught a fish, he caught it with his line
His sister caught another one she paid it for some lye

She put dem bot in the soaping pot and stirred it all up
She put dem bot in the soaping pot and stirred it all up
She put dem bot in the soaping pot and stirred it all up
She put dem bot in the soaping pot, called DeeAnna woke her up

Said, "DeeAnna, I think I made a big mistake"
She said, "DeeAnna, I got a bellyache"
She said, "DeeAnna, I made a big mistake
She said, "DeeAnna, it smells of rotten clam bake!"


DeeAnna said, "Now let me get this straight, you put a fish in the soaping pot and stirred it all together,
Put the fish in the soaping pot, things got worse instead of better
Put the fish in the soaping pot and stirred it all up
Put the fish in the soaping pot, you're such a silly soaper!"

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Looking for recipe for acne and/or oily skin

Recipe for Acne:

-1 to 3 incidences of highly stressful situations experienced on a daily basis
-1 bi-monthly, half-hearted attempt at personal hygiene, and not a smidgen more
-1 tsp. of pore-clogging butters applied directly to the face each morning and night
-30 seconds of continually touching your face (to be repeated several times throughout the day). Can be substituted with frequently kissing a man with a scruffy beard.

Recipe for Oily Skin:

-skin
-oil

Directions: Rub oil on skin. Repeat. Do not rinse.
 
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