Thread titles and my very strange mind.

[boyago]

"Soap not going hard"

At first glance I thought it said "soap not getting hard," so my thought process was along the lines of... Well you could always try viagra..

HA! I cam here for the same title was going to ask if they tried wearing something nice... doing a little dance.

 

[Dahila]

HA! I cam here for the same title was going to ask if they tried wearing something nice... doing a little dance.

What about using some gypsum and modeling paste)

 

[newbie]

How long should it last?- Um.....

Maybe that person is one of those who stares at the ceiling and thinks of the Queen.

 

[newbie]

How long should it last?- is the poster the same person who started "Soap not going hard?"

 

[newbie]

Trying Lard on Soap- it's way better in than on.

I wonder if they will be bacon-wrapping the soap or using lard as a spread.

 

[hmlove1218]

Trying Lard on Soap- oh boy.. again, my mind read something else at first glance.. I'm just gonna stop right there and keep this G rated

 

[IrishLass]

Reusable Mold!! Think It's Okay?

Um... I don't know... it kinda sounds suspicious to me. If it were me, I would keep it away from bleach....just to be safe.

 

[not_ally]

Ok, I stopped half way through due to the length, will pick up again later. But I have to say: EG, you are a silly, silly man. And the rest of you are goofballs. I think I liked more posts on this than any thread I have seen, it was just so silly and cheerful.

 

[Susie]

Y'all are bad, evil, naughty people...and I love it!

 

[Susie]

Soap for the bosses wife, need input

Why? Does she stink?

 

[Susie]

help

I need somebody,
Help,
Not just anybody,
Heeeelp

 

[not_ally]

Susie, that was funny. Except when I realized that in my noobiness I might have a moment, like last night, when I would issue a plaintive "heeeeelp". Although I would make the re line more descriptive for those of you are nice enough to do it

 

[IrishLass]

How can I make it better?

Well, I've heard of two different, but similar ways from some guy named Jude that tried them out. Hopefully, one of them will help:

1) Remember to let her into your heart, then you can start to make it better.
2) The minute you let her under your skin, then you begin to make it better.


HTH!

 

[barndive]

This is a weird thread, but I like it

 

[ngian]

Trying Lard on Soap- it's way better in than on.

I wonder if they will be bacon-wrapping the soap or using lard as a spread.

Phrasal verbs has always been my weakness in English language. But I can't edit the thread's title name. Maybe an admin can handle this.

Nikos

 

[The Efficacious Gentleman]

Phrasal verbs has always been my weakness in English language. But I can't edit the thread's title name. Maybe an admin can handle this.

Nikos

Nope This isn't a mean spirited thread, don't worry if a thread from you appears here. A lot of it is just the initial reaction in the mind when we see a title

 

[jules92207]

^^Exactly what the Gent said. Its about us, and our crazy minds.

 

[not_ally]

Definitely, Nikos, this is a pretty gentle bunch. I would not be surprised to see an, ahem, perfectly sensible re line of mine causing the goofballs in here to start woolgathering. Also, join in, make your own jokes. My Spanish is awful (much worse than your English) but I always do it anyway when I am in a Spanish speaking place anyway, it is fun and people usually get them.

 

[IrishLass]

Putting together nappy rash recipe

Shoot, there's really no need to go to all the trouble of putting together a recipe to create nappy rash- just let nature take it's course. The secret is to simply neglect changing the nappy for a few days. Easy-peasy!

 

[Rowan]

"How To Label Mica In Soap"

Weeeell it could take a while, those darn mica bits are so small!!