I was on my way to work this morning and I rear-ended a car.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets
out of his car. . . (You know how sometimes you just get so stressed out
and some of the REAL life-stuff just seems funny?)
Well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and said, "Well, which one are you then?"
. . . and that's when the fight started . .