Joke of the day...

[Soapmaker Man]

~The Wal-Mart Cat~


A blonde was weed-eating her yard and
accidentally cut off the tail of her cat
which was hiding in the grass.
She rushed her cat, along with the tail over
to WALMART!

Why WALMART???













Because WALMART is the largest retailer in the world!!!

 

[dragonfly princess]

I will give that one a courtesy laugh..ha...ha...ha

I am a blonde but I love blonde jokes that are funny :roll:

My favorite is: what did the blonde name her pet zebra?






Spot
hahahahahahahaha

 

[Soapmaker Man]

I get by with blond jokes because Phyllis is a blond also, Dragon! She loves them! A friend of mine, a soaper in Florida sent this one to me yesterday.

Paul....

 

[earthygirl]

lol

 

[Guest]

lol !!!

Cute I love it!

 

[edco76]

Heres one

A blonde driver was pulled over for speeding by a blonde cop.
"Can I see your lisence" asked the officer.
"Lisence? Gee... I'm not sure I have one of those"
"Sure you do.. Its a little plasic thing with your picture on it. You probably keep it in your purse."
The simple minded blonde driver digs through her purse and finds a make-up compact. Looks in it.
"Oh.. This must be it officer"
The cop looks at it and hands it back to the driver.
"I'm sorry mamm I didn't realize you were a police officer"

 

[freshwater pearl]

Hahaha! cute!

 

[dragonfly princess]

Oh that is too funny! We are so smrt

 

[Soapmaker Man]

That was funny! Good one, Ed!

Paul... :wink: