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A Primary School teacher had twenty-six children in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by Primary School children. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are 6-year-old's, because the last one is a classic!
1.
Don't change horses
until they stop running..
2.
Strike while the
wasp is close.
3..
It's always darkest before
Daylight Saving Time..
4.
Never underestimate the power of
termites.
5.
You can lead a horse to water but
How?
6.
Don't bite the hand that
looks dirty.
7.
No news is
impossible
8.
A miss is as good as a
Mr.
9.
You can't teach an old dog new
Maths
10.
If you lie down with dogs, you'll
stink in the morning..
11.
Love all, trust
me.
12.
The pen is mightier than the
pigs.
13.
An idle mind is
the best way to relax
14.
Where there's smoke there's
pollution.
15.
Happy the bride who
gets all the presents.
16.
A penny saved is
not much.
17.
Two's company, three's
the Musketeers.
18.
Don't put off till tomorrow what
you put on to go to bed..
19.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and
You have to blow your nose.
20.
There are none so blind as
Stevie Wonder .
21.
Children should be seen and not
spanked or grounded.
22.
If at first you don't succeed
get new batteries.
23.
You get out of something only what you

See in the picture on the box
24.
When the blind lead the blind
get out of the way.
25.
A bird in the hand
is going to poop on you..
And the WINNER and last one!
26.
Better late than
Pregnant




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I hear you , I thought the same thing . Kids grow up way to fast and know to much nowadays .
 
My y/o had company the other day. One turns 8 on Oct 30, the other on Nov 30. After discussing this they came running into the room screaming "guess what, guess what". Followed in their most sqealy, excited voices "We just discovered we are twins," as they jump up & down "born on different days!" They were SO excited!
 
Some of those 6 yo's would probably do alright running this country as at least they show some logic. :D
 
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