Missjulesdid
Well-Known Member
Ok, So I was reading on the brazilian wax post and was reminded of a very embarassing situation that happened to my cousin because of the things that kids say, so I thought I'd start a thread for y'all to post the things that you have heard kids say : Warning, these are actual things that kids have said and sometimes the things that kids say can unintentionally crude and inappropriate, which by the way makes them kind of funny.. here's mine:
My cousin always showered with his son to save water and electricity. At a huge holiday party my cousin's son announced out of the blue to every one "My daddy's pee pee haves a beard, I'm glad mine pee pee don't have a beard, that's gross"
My aunt Jane often had to leave her children alone while she went out. She taught them that if anyone ever called on the phone that the kids should say that she was in the shower and she'd call them back when she's done. One day the bishop from our church called looking for my aunt or uncle... she replied "They're in the shower" he then asked if he could speak to her grandmother who was living there at the time.. She replied: "um, She's in the shower too"
One of my sisters just had a baby three weeks ago, she also has a two year old son. After the baby was born she let her son Isaac hold the baby with the help of a pillow.. after few seconds, Isaac whined "He's Too big for me, he's too heavy, Can I get a smaller one?"
When my sister was 14 she came home from a dance and I asked her how it went.. she said it was fine but she would never dance with a certain boy again.. I asked her why, and she blurted out.. "because he kept putting is testicles all over me, and I finally had to tell him to keep his testicles to himself and he laughed at me, I hate him." I was reasonably sure that a boy at a church dance wasn't putting his testicles on people so I asked her to explain what happened, and she relayed to me how he had wandering hands and tried to touch her butt during a slow dance... I then had to explain to her the difference between a testicle and a tentacle. I've never let her live it down.
My cousin always showered with his son to save water and electricity. At a huge holiday party my cousin's son announced out of the blue to every one "My daddy's pee pee haves a beard, I'm glad mine pee pee don't have a beard, that's gross"
My aunt Jane often had to leave her children alone while she went out. She taught them that if anyone ever called on the phone that the kids should say that she was in the shower and she'd call them back when she's done. One day the bishop from our church called looking for my aunt or uncle... she replied "They're in the shower" he then asked if he could speak to her grandmother who was living there at the time.. She replied: "um, She's in the shower too"
One of my sisters just had a baby three weeks ago, she also has a two year old son. After the baby was born she let her son Isaac hold the baby with the help of a pillow.. after few seconds, Isaac whined "He's Too big for me, he's too heavy, Can I get a smaller one?"
When my sister was 14 she came home from a dance and I asked her how it went.. she said it was fine but she would never dance with a certain boy again.. I asked her why, and she blurted out.. "because he kept putting is testicles all over me, and I finally had to tell him to keep his testicles to himself and he laughed at me, I hate him." I was reasonably sure that a boy at a church dance wasn't putting his testicles on people so I asked her to explain what happened, and she relayed to me how he had wandering hands and tried to touch her butt during a slow dance... I then had to explain to her the difference between a testicle and a tentacle. I've never let her live it down.
