If Only......

[Hazel]

That's right ladies - YOU are to blame when we lose interest. You and your dull, middle-aged skin.

You mean it's not because of the 50 lb weight gain, gray hair and the disposition of an enraged badger?

Well heck! If it's only about the skin, I'll start moisturizing every night. Thanks for letting me know it's only about the skin.

 

[IrishLass]

Make sure you use Palmolive, Hazel, because it's the only one that works, you know! Dr. Dafoe said so!

IrishLass

 

[Hazel]

Pllltttt...I don't need to buy no stinkin' Palmolive. I've got palm and olive which I can just smear over my skin.

 

[LunaSkye]

Sadly, olive and palm actually do make a fine soap (I obsessed over it during the summer). Where did Palmolive go wrong?

 

[Jstar]

Excuse me, Jani, are you saying you don't bleach your anus? Oh my god, how does anyone even manage to look you in the eye? and I guess I mean both the old one-eye and the ones on your face!

*Hangs head in shame* Nope.. oh woe is me :cry:

 

[girlishcharm2004]

Wait...... Are you saying red bull won't give me wings!?!?