Let's tell a story....

[Pepsi Girl]

Was bad, because

 

[JustBeachy]

spiders release pheromones

 

[IrishLass]

and I was pursued

 

[JustBeachy]

(by) amorous tarantulas, intent

 

[Earthen_Step]

on finding love.

 

[IrishLass]

Eight legs tenaciously

 

[Ruthie]

Clinging to my

 

[Obsidian]

slightly quivering torso

 

[JustBeachy]

was strangely reminiscent

 

[Jstar]

of my sudden

 

[JustBeachy]

attraction to buzzards.

 

[Jstar]

Surprisingly, I was


{and where is our resident story putter together person}

 

[CaraBou]

quite receptive, and

 

[JustBeachy]

apparently, equally attractive

 

[Pepsi Girl]

But certainly not

 

[IrishLass]

in the mood

 

[Jstar]

to get too

 

[Ruthie]

romantic with the

 

[IrishLass]

big, hairy arachnid

 

[JustBeachy]

, because my standards