Mrs. Agathe’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told him, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you the check. Oh, and by the way…don’t worry about my Doberman. He won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT under ANY circumstances talk to my parrot!” When the repairman arrived at Mrs. Agathe’s apartment the next day, he discovered the biggest and meanest looking Doberman he had ever seen. But just as she had said, the dog simply laid there on the carpet, watching the repairman go about his business. However, the whole time the parrot drove him nuts with his incessant cursing, yelling and name-calling. Finally the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and yelled, “Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!” To which the parrot replied, “Get him, Spike!”
This was spam posted on my blog...but its a funny joke
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lol looooove it 
Its scary cuz I have actually "baby-sat" an African Gray parrot before and those things could literally hold a conversation with you... It also talked to her dog (which thankfully was a cute loveable basset hound without a bad fleck of temper in her body).... but it would tell her it was time to go out... get her all excited, play with her emotions and stuff lol...
those birds are absolutely amazing Id love to own one in the future ..
Its scary cuz I have actually "baby-sat" an African Gray parrot before and those things could literally hold a conversation with you... It also talked to her dog (which thankfully was a cute loveable basset hound without a bad fleck of temper in her body).... but it would tell her it was time to go out... get her all excited, play with her emotions and stuff lol...
those birds are absolutely amazing
Id love to own one in the future ..
IanT said:lol looooove it
Its scary cuz I have actually "baby-sat" an African Gray parrot before and those things could literally hold a conversation with you... It also talked to her dog (which thankfully was a cute loveable basset hound without a bad fleck of temper in her body).... but it would tell her it was time to go out... get her all excited, play with her emotions and stuff lol...
those birds are absolutely amazing
ahh!! terrible!
My grandma had a friend with one of these small green parrots... My grandma has a pretty distinct laugh, and after about a year of going to her friend's house once a week to play cards, the bird started imitating her laugh! So funny! It also learned to sing "New York, New York" which is a little creepy.
lol thats great
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That's funny!
