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Soapmaker Man

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IT MAY TAKE A MOMENT FOR THE LIGHT TO SHINE
THESE ARE RATHER CLEVER


1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.

2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do.

3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage.

4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with.

5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate.

6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living.

8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist.

9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does.

10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money.

11. MISTY: How golfers create divots.

12. PARADOX: Two physicians.

13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm.

15.. POLARIZE: What penguins see with.

16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring.

18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your w ife.

19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does.

20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official

Thought everyone needs a good laugh before hitting the alcohol tonight! :lol:
Happy New Year 2008 everyone!

Paul.... :wink:
 
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