Soapmaker Man
Well-Known Member
I read this elsewhere, and almost wet my pants! 
A young man named John received a parrot as A gift. The parrot had a
Bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the
Bird's' mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John
Tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only
Polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of
To 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot
Yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and
Even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him
In the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and
Screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not A Peep, was heard
For over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to
The Freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms
And said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and
Actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I
Fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and
Unforgivable behavior."
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to
Ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his
Behavior, when the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
A young man named John received a parrot as A gift. The parrot had a
Bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the
Bird's' mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John
Tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only
Polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of
To 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot
Yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and
Even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him
In the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and
Screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not A Peep, was heard
For over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to
The Freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms
And said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and
Actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I
Fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and
Unforgivable behavior."
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to
Ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his
Behavior, when the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
