What is a woman?
A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and
never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and
comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he
never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to
his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as
though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to
be the most confident, sexy, seductive, invincible...
...
...
...
No, wait... I'm thinking of alcohol.
A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and
never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and
comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he
never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to
his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as
though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to
be the most confident, sexy, seductive, invincible...
...
...
...
No, wait... I'm thinking of alcohol.
