Thread titles and my very strange mind.

[TeresaT]

Water pools on top of soap

Genius! Simply genius. Swimming and bathing at the same time. Whodathunkit?


Color blocks m&p

Well, just move the color and the m&p won't be blocked anymore. How difficult is that? (Some people just don't use logic....)

 

[LisaAnne]

Hello from the other side!

Please tell my dad hello and that I love him and miss him, his name is Darrell. He's probably on the golf course.

 

[TeresaT]

Hello from the other side!

Please tell my dad hello and that I love him and miss him, his name is Darrell. He's probably on the golf course.

That is hilarious. Twisted, but hilarious. My kinda humor.

 

[IrishLass]

How to make de fish soap?

[Inspired by Harry Nilsson's 'Coconut' song. Feel free to sing along to his melody]:

Brother caught a fish, he caught it with his line
His sister caught another one she paid it for some lye

She put dem bot in the soaping pot and stirred it all up
She put dem bot in the soaping pot and stirred it all up
She put dem bot in the soaping pot and stirred it all up
She put dem bot in the soaping pot, called DeeAnna woke her up

Said, "DeeAnna, I think I made a big mistake"
She said, "DeeAnna, I got a bellyache"
She said, "DeeAnna, I made a big mistake
She said, "DeeAnna, it smells of rotten clam bake!"


DeeAnna said, "Now let me get this straight, you put a fish in the soaping pot and stirred it all together,
Put the fish in the soaping pot, things got worse instead of better
Put the fish in the soaping pot and stirred it all up
Put the fish in the soaping pot, you're such a silly soaper!"

:razz:

 

[DeeAnna]

Oh, I just read this -- too cute, IL! :mrgreen:

 

[TeresaT]

Oils to have on hand

Personally, I prefer my oils in the bottles. When they're on hand, things tend to get slippery. Oh my gosh, the glasses and jars!! Yeah, you definitely want the oils in the bottles.

 

[TeresaT]

Honey

Yes, dear?


How to protect feet from lye accidents

Sticking them in the air might work. Have you tried that?

 

[Misschief]

Need to make a switch...

It wasn't me, honest. No need for a switch... Seriously. I'll behave.

 

[TeresaT]

Soap too soft

Have you tried Viagra?

 

[TeresaT]

Awful Smell

Sorry...I had beans and broccoli for lunch.

 

[TeresaT]

Lily Stamens

Fabulous star of screen and stage will be appearing LIVE for one night only, reprising her Tony winning performance in "Can You Hear Me Now?" Get your tickets before they sell out!! (Presented by Really Annoying Wireless.)

 

[TeresaT]

I hate DOS!

Well I got news for you, buddy. I ain't too fond of you, either. So there! :x

 

[Misschief]

I hate DOS!

Um, you do realize we've come a LONG way, right?? I mean, who even uses DOS these days??

 

[Kamahido]

I use it to run the original Elder Scrolls: Arena. Good times...

 

[Misschief]

I use it to run the original Elder Scrolls: Arena. Good times...

To be honest, I use it occasionally, too. Just for fun. True.

 

[IrishLass]

Replace lard

Bug off! I don't hafta if I don't wanna. You're not the boss of me!

 

[Susie]

Replace lard

Bug off! I don't hafta if I don't wanna. You're not the boss of me!

You beat me to this, LOL!

 

[The Efficacious Gentleman]

Hunting soap

I know it it around here somewhere. I can smell it, its so close! "Here, soapy soapy soapy....................."

 

[IrishLass]

Looking for recipe for acne and/or oily skin

Recipe for Acne:

-1 to 3 incidences of highly stressful situations experienced on a daily basis
-1 bi-monthly, half-hearted attempt at personal hygiene, and not a smidgen more
-1 tsp. of pore-clogging butters applied directly to the face each morning and night
-30 seconds of continually touching your face (to be repeated several times throughout the day). Can be substituted with frequently kissing a man with a scruffy beard.

Recipe for Oily Skin:

-skin
-oil

Directions: Rub oil on skin. Repeat. Do not rinse.

 

[TeresaT]

Where will the madness end?!

At the finish line, of course. The real question is, "WHEN will the madness end?" And that, my friend, is the million dollar question.