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CiCi

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What was YOUR most embarassing moment? Mine was this: I got on an elevator at the 7th floor of my job. Well, when I got on, I could tell that someone had just gotten off the elevator before it got to my floor and had cut a REAL silent but deadly. It was bad. I contemplated not getting into the elevator but I had to meet a client and was running late and didn't want to have to wait for the elevator, again...so I got in and prayed that I could get to the lobby without it stopping. Well, with the kind of luck that I have, I felt the elevator slow down and stop. A very well dressed gentleman got on at floor 6 and when he walked into the elevator one could see that the "perfume" hit him in the nostrils. I was soooo embarassed. I'm sure he thought I did it. My mouth kept opening to tell him it wasn't me, but words wouldn't come out. I figured he wouldn't believe me anyway and it would just sound worse with me trying to tell him. I ended up figuring that I would never see this man again, but boy was my face hot. He probably thought, "Dang this lady must be rotten inside." Gosh...I'm STILL embarassed. I guess I was getting paid back for all of the ones I cut in the grocery store when people and their carts walked the aisle behind me and caught a drift of my "perfume" :D Think I'm getting tired. Guess I'll go to bed. Good night, y'all.
 

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My husband does that on purpose. Elevators, grocery stores, no place is safe.
 

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CiCi i thought you were going to say the man in the elevator ended up being the client you were meeting with.
 

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LOL Tabitha, I thought the same thing.
 

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I was 14 years old and out to eat with my friends. I was wearing a brand new shirt dress with a super shiny wide belt(remember the 80s???) I noticed some older college age guys whispering and talking and they were looking at me! I knew I looked good in my new dress and mile high hair, and I even added a little extra strut as we left and walked past them. Yup, they were all looking at me, the coolest, prettiest, most mature girl in the world...

Yeah, when I got home, I realized that the entire back of my dress was tucked into my underwear and had been since I used the facilities at the restraunt. I can't believe none of my friends told me.. they said they didn't notice, but how do you not notice something like that???

I'm 35 years old and I still can't bring myself to go back to that restraunt.
 

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My absolute embarassing moment was in high school. I had a short dress on, was walking down the crowded steps with a boy I had a crush on, flirting & such. Suddenly, I slipped. My butt hit the step, my legs straddled the boy's leg in front of me (he actually "caught' me), my shoes fell off and I dropped my books. Someone helped me up, handed me my shoes someone else my books. Yes I did have to pull myself up by my bootstraps.....

:oops: :oops:
 

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OMG! Tab and Chay...what an ending that would have been. Just thinking about what COULD have been....can you even imagine :shock: ??? No he was just a very dignified looking gent who probably thought I lacked any class or manners.

ETA...MissJules and GB, those were funny stories. I was sitting here cracking up and glad that it wasn't me.
 

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HAHAHAHAHAH those stories are funny, and I just spit coffee all over my laptop. ew ew ew

Ok so I am 18, in my Jordache jeans, also had mile high hair, cute little pumps on, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy too much make up, and my mom is with me to let me use her credit card :) So I am walking by the dude I have lusted over all thru high school, and what does my mom do??? She FALLS DOWN!!! Oh no you didn't!!!! Yep I looked down at her and told her that I would meet her in the food court after she picked herself up.

Nice kid huh?
 

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I think its funny that no guys have posted on this thread (kind of says something psychologically...cant help but notice i was a psych major!)

Here I am wanting to post about an embarassing experience, but I cant remember any! do us guys just put these types of things out of our minds ??


maybe heres one...i think i asked every girl out in my entire school when i was about 9 or 10... no's all around, (i was that kid that looked like a little Russian refugee, hair all over the place....sweatpants (hey i believed in being comfortable no matter what others thought...still do only i get a nice haircut from time to time lol, and I like to dress up a bit now..) ) I remember this one girl I really liked named Aria who was as I thought...a really dear friend said yes....turned out she was just playing with my little young inexperienced heart...walked down the hallway and screamed..."PSYCH!!!!!" .... that sucked...

I think thats the only one I could remember :oops:
 

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Oh Ian, I had a very similar incident in high school. I was 5 foot 11 & about 110 pounds. Very waif. A really attractive guy walked right up to me, his noses was 2 inches from mine & he said "I just have 2 words for you baby" "Ano-Rexia!" To which his friends died laughing, of coarse, it happened at the mall.
 

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awwwwwwwwwwwwww

i think you shouldve given him one of those nice old backhands on his cheek!
 

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I have a story to add. While it may not be the most embarassing, the fact that it happened today has it at the forefront of my thoughts. I had to leave the house in a rush this morning. After working 10 hours and taking the kids out for pizza afterwards I finally make it home and crawl into my pajamas. That's when I realized that I was wearing a hot pink thong under my white summer slacks! :oops:
 

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When I was a senior in high school, I belonged to an organization which was organizing a student blood drive with the Red Cross.

I was one of the lead organizers and one of the first to donate. I was feeling fine until I stood to leave...... .and promptly fainted in front of friends and classmates. :oops:

They sat me down. made sure I had cookies and oj......I stood up and yep, I fainted again. :oops:

Needless to say, I was told that maybe I was better off not donating again!

Jude
 
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Years ago I lived in a small town .My SIL and I went to the big city to a garden show in a brand new civic center . After the long trip we needed to use the facilities . We walked right into the very open mens room . We laughed until we cried after we ran out ..Small town hicks lol.

kitn
 

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oh my goat this is cracking me up rofl. I've lost count of all the embarressing moments in my life.

I remember seeing this outfit I REALLY liked and thought it would be nice to wear out on an upcoming date, all went well, nice dinner, nice company, looked pretty good if I do say so myself UNTIL..... I found out a few weeks later the outfit I wore were a pair of fancy pajamas, OH MY GOAT!!! I wore my jarmees on a DATE!!! :shock:
 

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I've had MANY an embarrasing moment in my life being that I'm a complete clutz (I've unfortunately passed this gene onto my poor son) but I do remember one VERY embarrassing incident where it wasn't really my fault. It was early morning and I was wearing a very nice dress to come to work (I much prefer pants but every once in a while I'll wear a dress). I work in Washington DC very close to the White House where most folks are pretty conservative. I was doin just fine until I stupidly walked over a grate in the sidewalk and lots of air shot up through the grate just as I stepped on it. And yes, you guessed it, I did a Marilyn Monroe right there in the middle of DC. Talk about embarrassing!!! :oops: :oops: :oops: At least I was wearing undies!
 
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Here is another one of many.
It was a long weekend , I ran a house cleaning business and we were working that day. I was in the kitchen , warming my coffee in the microwave .I was enjoying the view of the fields out the window, when I looked down at the counter , there was my coffee cup :shock: . WTH did I put in the microwave ,I wondered. So I open the door and there are my hubby's plastic frame, expensive work safety glasses , sitting there bubbling away. OMG I am still remembered at the opticians for that , they laughed until they cried when they saw the nuked glasses.

Kitn
 

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