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I was getting a new phone the other day, and the young clerk was taking down all my vital information. When he got to the question "Date of birth?", I told him.
His eyes jerked up: "No way! You certainly don't look THAT old!”
"Just a fact of life, my boy,” I said, "it's all in the genes.” He gave me an unbelieving stare: "No kidding? What brand do you wear?"