This evening I'll be joining my family at Orange Beach, AL for the holiday weekend. (Shhh, we're not supposed to tell "snowbirds" that we have beautiful, white beaches.) Anyway, it's a beautiful Condo overlooking the Gulf of Mexico. The weather is cool this time of year but not cold and the skies will be cornflower blue. Here's my dilemma. There's only so much beach combing and outlet shopping I can stomach, and SEC football only takes up so much time. I'm tempted to take my soaping stuff along, but I'm afraid my wife will KILL me. Tough call....