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Naming Help

Don't they already have names? I don't know if you should be renaming your employees.

I have found that my help respond best to any of the names here.

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Soapy roses

C'mon everybody sing along with me !

[To the tune of Paper Roses]:

[Chorus]
Soapy roses, soapy roses
Oh how real those roses seem to me
But they're only made of lye (heavy) soap
Like your zappy, phony love for me.
 
Soapy Mash

Okay everybody, on to the next song! [to the tune of Monster Mash]


I was sitting in my bathroom late one night
When my eyes beheld a bubbly sight
For my soap from its dish began to arise
And suddenly to my surprise

Chorus:

It did the mash, it did the Soapy Mash
It did the mash, it was a bath-time smash
It was a smash, it caught on with a splash
It did the mash, it did the Soapy Mash

From my master bath in the castle west
To the scullery where dirty dishes rest
The soaps jumped off their well-draining dishes
To do a jig with grand, lathery swishes

They did the mash, they did the Soapy Mash
They did the mash, it was a bath-time smash
They were a smash, it caught on with a splash
They did the mash, it did the Soapy Mash
 
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